...Kangaroo was hopping mad at this sort of talk. She thought herself far superior in intelligence to the others. She was their leader; their guru. She had the answer: “Hare, you must go in search of the optician.” But then she realized that Hare was completely helpless without his spectacles. And so, Kangaroo loudly proclaimed, “I can’t send Hare in search of anything!”
“You can guru, you can!'' shouted Newt. “You can send him with Owl. “'But Owl had gone to sleep. Newt knew too much to be stopped by so small a problem – “You can take him in your pouch.” But alas, Hare was much too big to fit into Kangaroo’s pouch.
All this time, it had been quite plain to Hare that the others knew nothing about spectacles.
As for all their tempting ideas, well Hare didn’t care.
The lost spectacles were his own affair.
And after all, Hare did have a spare a-pair.
Произношение глумливо-отчотистое; но зато хоть слова можно разобрать.