"рацыоналистический гимн"?
...I've got troubles of my own, I said
An' you can’t help me out
So take your meditations an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
“BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!,” he said
An’ held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
An’ I showed him how to do it right